Crimewave

There’s a huge crimewave sweeping through Newburgh …
SCARECROW VANDALISM IS RIFE

A headless chicken that can’t run because someone has stolen his feet,
not to mention his hands … do chickens have hands?

The happy golfer is sad because he’s lost his clubs … and his head …

It’s no laughing matter
and the police are taking it very seriously … when they’re not sleeping.

Luckily my favourite one appears (as far as I can tell) to be intact.
This is Newburgh primary school …

… with a scary mummy waiting at the gate.  I love it.

If you see any anti-social scarecrow behaviour,
please report it to the police immediately.

Thank you.

~ by marysia on 3 June 2010.

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